MEGAN FOX: OBSESSION

MEGAN FOX: OBSESSION
When we decided that Megan Fox should grace the cover of this October’s GQ, we knew exactly three things about her: that she’d been a scene-stealer in Transformers, that she was a hit on the Internet, and that she looked, well, like this. But since then, we’ve learned a few other fun Fox facts. That putting photos of her on GQ.com will nearly cause the site to melt down. That married men will send e-mails saying, “Your cover moved me in a very special way.” And that readers across the land will be inspired to do weird shit like render her nude in an oil painting and then offer to let us auction said painting for charity. (Thanks, Ray from Arizona. Not creepy at all, dude.) Megan was game to talk about anything, from hand jobs to her lesbian fling to why guys love women whose assets include both an Xbox and a vagina. And while all of that made the story, there were a few gems that did not. Like her taxonomy of farts (“If you eat Chinese food, your farts come out like Chinese food. If you eat Mexican food, your farts come out like Mexican food. And milk, it’s like—you can smell the warmth in the fart. My wardrobe on Transformers always smells like farts, and I have no idea why”) and her assessment of Transformers co-star Shia LaBeouf’s love life (“He has no problem getting girls—it’s like he’s fucking Justin Timberlake. I mean, he’s not fucking Justin Timberlake, but like he is Justin Timberlake”). We thought maybe you’d enjoy hearing from her again—or at least seeing her.